So instead, tell me something about you. What makes you laugh? What would you take on a camping trip - a bottle of wine or a secret? Talk to me. Let’s write the real story together - in the chat.

You’ve got a rare chance: you can talk to me. Live. Right now. Why read my offline messages when you could be part of the real thing? Trust me, I’m a lot more fun than these little lines.

You're scrolling through bios like you're window shopping - but I’m not here to be “read.”